Ala peanut butter sandwiches!

So I got a good tip recently from a long-time priest (first time caller) when I complained about the miles I was accumulating with my frequent dier card.  He said, “Get a wand.”

Get a wand! So concise.  So simple.  So mind-bogglingly game changing.  These old time priests really are clever.  I feel like my mana bar just doubled.  My drinking problem has been mitigated significantly.  I’m a new man.

So, fellow acolytes, I felt compelled to share this pearl of wisdom, even in the middle of my work day so as not to deprive you of it one more second than necessary.  Now go forth and exercise your wands.